Puns Like Elevator Must Not Go To The Top Floor

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Puns like elevator must not go to the top floor. The elevator goes to the top but the doors don t open. The elevator is the savior of all people lazy and otherwise who just can t stand the thought of a few flights of stairs. A few keys short of a keyboard. I m going to the clinic on the fourth floor the lady says i m going to go donate some eggs and make a quick hundred dollars at this.

Elevators make me sad they always let me down. Elevator operators are blessed they are always going up in the world. Has a mind like steel wool. 10 leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.

A few peas short of a casserole. 7 bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Driving with two wheels in the sand. Elevator doesn t make it to the penthouse.

A cup and a saucer short of a place setting. Doesn t know which side of the toast the butter is on. Tuppence short of a bob. Elevators are like merry go rounds they stop and you get off.

Echoes between the ears. The elevator doesn t go all the way to the top floor. So take the easy way the fast way and honestly between us the smart way. Elevator doesn t go all the way to the top floor.

77 of them in fact. Elevator operators are like astronauts they defy gravity. Conversing as they ride to their office on the top floor when they notice a peculiar stain on the wall. Who needs to get to their destination looking like they finished an ironman.

Elevators are like dress shirts you can button up or button down. Elevator doesn t go to the top floor. Dumb as a box of rocks. Not the sharpest cheese in the bin.

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